Caregiving can be a difficult and sometimes thankless job. You're juggling a number of patients and they're all in different degrees of pain and not in the best of moods. Nurses often becomes the target of that frustration and are trained to let things go, move on and handle the next crisis. But they're human...and according to a recent list called 30 Things Nurses Almost Say, But Then Don't also have a great sense of humor. A few of our favorites on the list:

I’m not a waitress.

I’m not killing you.

You are allowed to do some things for yourself. For example, you may scratch your own nose.

Be nice to me. I know 100 ways to kill you just off the top of my head.

Despite your assumption, no, I can’t lift 3 times my own body weight.

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You probably didn't know James Rebhorn by name. But you definitely knew his face. He was an acting workhorse, with over 125 film and television credits. He could play the perfect bureaucratic killjoy and then pivot and become the most caring father or trusted advisor. Though you'd never know it by his tireless work ethic, he had been suffering from skin cancer since 1992. He died on March 21 at his home in New Jersey and wrote his own touching and thoughtful obituary.

In it he thanks his parents for supporting his dreams and giving him the wise advice that "a job well done rarely takes more or less time than a job poorly done." His sister for being his confidant and "bridge over troubled waters." His wife for which "the concept of ceaseless love could find no better example." The advice he gives to his daughters is priceless:

His children made him immensely proud. Their dedication to improving our species and making the world a better place gave him hope for the future. They deal with grief differently, and they should each manage it as they see fit. He hopes, however, that they will grieve his passing only as long as necessary. They have much good work to do, and they should get busy doing it.

Some of his memorable roles:

As Claire Danes' bipolar father Frank Mathison on Showtime's Homeland.

The smarmy dean in Scent of a Woman who awakens Al Pacino's wrath.

The scheming politician in Independence Day, who kept Area 51 a secret from the president.

He was responsible for putting the Seinfeld crew behind bars in the finale.

Helpful Tip: Writing your own obituary is one of the greatest ways to let your family and friends know how important they were in your life.

Via St. Paul Lutheran Church, New Jersey


Source: Michael Clayton, Warner Home Video

While promoting her new vampire flick Only Lovers Left Alive actress Tilda Swinton told The New York Posts' PageSix.com that she's not afraid of death:

“I think in a funny way we all do live forever. There aren’t that many people who aren’t spoken about after they die . . . I think immortality is probably overrated. I am all for the adventure. It’s coming and I’m not frightened.”

Swinton is known for playing fearless characters and it has apparently carried over into her real life. She won an Academy Award for her performance in Michael Clayton and is probably best known as The White Witch in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Source: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Buena Vista Home Entertainment

Perhaps playing a vampire made her realize that immortality would get boring. While many might not share Swinton's views on death, we certainly understand vampire fatigue. Between True Blood, Twilight, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, more Twilight, Dark Shadows, even more Twilight we're all vampire-d out.

Via New York Post

Drinking and cemeteries don't mix. At least not in France, according to this story on The Huffington Post.

A 61-year-old French widow was gathered with her friends and family toasting her late husband at his graveside on his birthday. A few cops crashed the party and issued her a $53 ticket (38 euros) since it's illegal to drink in the cemetery. The widow said it was one of her husband's last wishes and HuffPo quotes her as saying "It's not as if we sang or jumped on the graves."

We feel for the widow, but some cemeteries have very strict rules that extend way beyond drinking champagne. Some have headstone height restrictions, some only allow flat markers, some don't allow certain types of trees or plants at a gravesite. When you buy a cemetery plot it's like agreeing to live in an apartment and if you don't follow the rules you can get in trouble. On the flip side, other cemeteries are more leniant, like the beautiful Hollywood Forever in Los Angeles, which has movie showings and was featured in our Guru Guide: Funerals in Los Angeles- Downtown and Central.

Even though cemeteries are private property and rules vary, there's almost always room to negotiate. If this French widow wants to continue toasting her late husband on his birthday she should sit down with the cemetery owners and managers and work something out. Or else she should keep a little "ticket fund" money aside. At least it makes for a good story.

Via The Huffington Post

Source: Instagram, grandmabetty33

Call her InstaGranny! Betty Simpson, who goes by the Instagram handle Grandmabetty33, has become a social media marvel as she fights cancer and shares her adorable spirit with the world.

The account was created by Simpson's 18-year-old great-grandson so the family could monitor her progress. As of now she has over 85,000 followers (thanks in part to this ABC News story) and loves posting selfies, dancing to Pharrell William's hit song Happy and offering up tidbits of advice. Plus, naps with her adorable doggie:

Source: Instagram, grandmabetty33

It's always nice to see someone get positive attention on social media, but the part that struck us the most is the underlying reason why the great-grandson set up the account in the first place: To keep the family in the loop. It's easy to dismiss social media as a place with pointless gossip and mean opinions carelessly flying around; when used in GrandmaBetty88's manner it can connect families in a creative and fun way. Even if her account was only followed by eight people instead of 80,000 it'd still be a worthwhile endevaor for what it provides: Comfort for the family and an inspriational pick-me-up for the rest of us.

For those of you lucky enough with living Grandparents take note. It's never too late to get them to go digital.

Source: Instagram, grandmabetty33


A mother in England who recently died of cancer left her sons her iPad...but she didn’t leave them her username and password, rendering the expensive Apple tablet essentially worthless.

BBC News reports that Anthea Grant bought the iPad while she was undergoing treatment. Since her death her sons have been unable to unlock the device, even though they’ve provided Apple with a copy of her Will, death certificate and letter from an attorney. Apple also asked for a court order to prove Anthea was indeed the owner of the iPad and iTunes/iCloud account, which could cost the sons a large attorney fee.

Don’t Judge Apple So Fast

While it may seem like Apple is being unfair and heartless, their official policy states that you need written consent from the device owner for it to be unlocked. If the owner is no longer alive it’s impossible to get this consent. As of October, 2013 there have been 170,000,000 iPads sold worldwide. That’s a staggering number of iPads, which leads to huge market for theft and fraud.

While this case seems pretty clear cut, what if an iPad were stolen, the thief provided fake documentation and Apple unlocked it? Once word got out that Apple was duped by a con artist how secure would you feel using their products and services? All it takes is one person to ruin it for the other 169,999,999 of us.

Don’t Worry, This Story Has A Happy Ending

Since the story first ran, Apple has restored the device to factory settings but says they still require a court order to allow access to their late mother’s iCloud account, which could have personal documents, messages and photos. So while this one family’s issue is resolved, not every family can get a powerful media organization like the BBC to write a story about them and contact Apple to help resolve an issue.

In hindsight it seems obvious to write your username and password down somewhere, but at the time we’re sure the Grant family had much more pressing issues. Like dealing with cancer treatments, getting the really important affairs in order and saying goodbye to their mom forever. Most people don’t have the time or inclination to worry about the little things or contemplate the hassle awaiting them once they start to settle an estate.

How To Avoid The Same Hassle

Keep your login information somewhere safe and let someone you trust know where it is. We created Everplans for this purpose, but this isn’t about us. A service like ours can be helpful but it’ll never make dealing with death easy. We just hope to make it a little more manageable. So rather than waste time and energy dealing with Apple or other companies, get all this info stored somewhere safe--and update it every once in a while--so you don’t have to worry about it ever again.

Via BBC News

Walter George Bruhl Jr. lived a full life and shared it with the world on his terms by writing his own obituary. He died on March 9th of this year and his grandson honored him by sharing this must read summary of Mr. Bruhl’s life:

Source: Imgur

The charismatic and straight-shooting grandpa left fill-in-the-blanks on the print-out, making it easy for the family to complete the information and send it along to the local paper. You can read the final obituary here.

There’s so many great and memorable things throughout but our two favorite parts were these:

"There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so he would appear natural to visitors."

“Instead of flowers, Walt would hope that you will do an unexpected and unsolicited act of kindness for some poor unfortunate soul in his name.”

If this inspired you to write your own obit, check out our death notice and obituary templates and start crafting your own personalized legacy today.

Via Imgur and The Cape Gazette


Now for a very important public safety announcement: Do not swallow a hanger! Luckily Indianapolis-based Morellis Cleaners was wise enough to put this warning on their deceptively lethal hangers to prevent possible ingesting. We know that product warning labels have gotten out of control, but at least this one made us laugh...and supplied yet another reason why everyone needs an Everplan.

From a post on Reddit: "Late last year the woman I love passed away from ovarian cancer. We used to play Minecraft together constantly. The last couple months, I've been working on building this - a giant memorial depicting her Minecraft avatar riding in a minecart. I finished it last night."

"She was diagnosed in July and was gone by Thanksgiving. It came on us out of nowhere, she didn't start exhibiting symptoms until she was already stage four.  I'm glad you all like it. Building it has been part of my coping process." --GasBandit

"In Memoriam, Pauline, 1972-2013, 'Chikii'"

Via Reddit

New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast captures the frustration most people feel when trying to talk about death with their parents:

The family depicted thinks attempting to talk about planning is as good as talking about planning and both sides feel relieved, and somewhat exonerated, to not talk about it. There is no perfect way to have this often awkward conversation, especially since everyone's relationship with their parents is so different, but we're working on some articles to help out. The one positive to come from this: Somewhere in the cartoon/comic universe, Cathy would be proud.

Via New Yorker